...the column for hounds with trouble at Home...

Hi Billy,

My name is Freddie and I have just left my racing kennels and been re-homed (that's what these humans call it), and I heard that you have just been through this re-homing scene as well.

I want to let you know how I'm getting on and maybe you can give me a few tips on what to do and not do!

My humans are very kind people although they did shout at me at first when I cocked my leg, boy was I frightened, what was I doing wrong?, I just wanted to go for a wee, but I think I got things wrong, I mean in the kennels it's just hop off your bed have a wee and hey back onto your bed.  My humans tell me I should have gone outside and not in the lounge!!! They were very upset at shouting at me though as I was very scared so now they don't shout they just tell me off, but I am getting better and it's only been a week and I can go all night without having to go for a wee. I am really proud of myself.

I share my new family with two very lovely girls, I hear you have a lady in the house as well, my two ladies are Lucy & Lady. Lucy can be a bit grumpy especially when I try to pinch her chew bone, and Lady - well she's ok - I think me and her will be play buddies before long.

In the day I am allowed to stay in the lounge, I have a lovely view, two sofa's and a big duvet, I can see the sea and lots of things around me. You see the lounge is two floors up so what a great viewing platform, lots of looking (no cats around yet though) only mating seagulls at the moment they are a bit strange and very noisy.

When it's bed time I have to sleep downstairs, (just in case I have an accident) - wow! I have a lovely leather sofa, and a big bed with a lovely quilt in it, mind you my second night I was a bit naughty and wee'd all over my quilt, I was told off (again) and I must say I have not done it since, I kind of like the sofa, so leave the quilt alone (I am learning very quickly).

So what is life like at your new home, and how is your lady friend? Have you been told off, or are you learning quickly too? These humans are softies once you know all the tricks - you know what I mean (roll on your back, feet in the air, or snuggle up to them on the sofa), they soon forget that little accident you had earlier.

I must say living with these humans is pretty good, you get lots of loves, and your tummy tickled if you lie on your back. I've got them wrapped around my little finger (paw) and it's only been a week - YAHOO! I love my new home and my new found family.

I hope you let me know how you are getting on, it would be nice to hear your story, and of course any tricks you may have learnt.

Bye for now

A very happy and content Freddie

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Hello Freddie,

Thanks for the mail - apologies for the delay, cannot get Dad off the computer. The weeing thing was a problem for me, I mean when a chaps got to go you just go, lifting my leg up Dads armchair wasn't a good idea, or watering the landing, I have learnt to ask now. Food has been a problem - how about you? They expected me to eat something called Wafcol and they got excited because it was beef flavoured! Well I sorted that, when I started to lose weight Mom panicked - I heard her talking to Tony (diamond geezer) I don't know what he said but it worked, now I get a small amount of Wafcol (they want to use it up) brown bread, and either chicken or best premium beef mince. Breakfast is good at the moment - cornflakes, first week Iceland economy (honestly). Bonnie who lives  with me is a timid thing, a bit of a copy cat, talking of which, I am shattered today - been on cat watch most of the day, pesky things. I had better go, need my sleep. A couple of chums are over tomorrow for food and drink, will let you know what happens.

 
Love Billy.

xxx